I wonder what it would be like to be a slice of cheese.
Any day that starts with a call from my ex-bf... crying... is a good day.
i have a surprise for you that looks bigger since I found my body hair trimmer
Question: does the slut gene come from the mother or the father? im trying to figure out who to blame.
I wonder what acid is like for a blind person... Can we find this out?
After giving a back rub to someone in the bathroom of the theater, he ripped an "employees must wash hands" sign off the wall to prove that he could and proceeded to hang it up in his house.
I'm thinking about wearing a strap-on just to freak him out the next time he pulls my pants off.
Then she cat effected the picture of my dick I sent her the other night. I'm in love.
Oh man, are we repeating last 4th of July?!
That shouldn't even be a question, it's a tradition now. Hope your manhood is ready.
He was feeling me up but acting like he was asleep. Like WTF does that mean??
I swear to fucking god if he takes away netflix I will have no problem sending his gf our sex videos
Normally roommates threatening each other with knives would be too much crazy for me, but I don't have much going on right now and I feel like this could get interesting. So I think I'm gonna ride this shit out for a while.
Y’all did coke off my Puff The Magic Dragon plate.😂
I woke up on the hammock spooning a box of Cheese Itz.
He looks like Aladdin, and that's about all he's got going for him.
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