would you consider dating someone with braces an investment?
I haven't even gone in yet. I'm sitting in the waiting room playing a game i like to call "Who else is here for AA".
I feel like I spend my weeks apologizing for my weekends.
I have way too much money in my bra to be responsible.
Did I ever tell u about how my buddy fucked peter coors's daughter and made a tshirt that said I TAPPED THE ROCKIES with her picture on it?
..But I'm still alive. And thats the main thing
what part of 'taking a night off' includes MDMA in your world?
Would it be inappropriate to do a science fair project on whether the type of drunk a person is is determined by nature or nurture
dude you're not even a fucking science major
I just hit on a guy in a doughnut store... is that too suggestive?
Bud... Did you mean to tweet a picture of your dick? If not just letting you know.
So what's your itinerary for Amsterdam?
Show up, get drunk, get laid, try not to miss my flight home.
Tim is a child that you physically can't love because he makes it hard for you to even find anything redeeming about him so you debate leaving him forever at the gas station.
So...I maybe walked across campus last night with my life size Joe Biden cut out.
He told us a story about a time his 80 year old uncle karate chopped a dick in a glory hole.
i still cant feel my toes or walk straight...its been 2 days.
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