please pick me up with an explanation of why i shacked in a trailer with a guy who doesnt have a car.
But never have I ever had sex with a dirty talker before, so it was something else, to say the least. I signed up to get laid, not play Penthouse Mad Libs.
So my boyfriend is on his way over and there is no time to wash the sheets from when I had his roommate over earlier. Put them in the dryer with a damp bounce sheet. Win?
This is a whole new level of slut for you....do they smell ok?
there really is only one way to give a PowerPoint presentation in your senior capstone class: still drunk.
i dont know everytime i see her teeth i get erectile disfunction
Currently sitting in the movie theatre bathroom while she gives him a blowjob in the parking lot. Don't ever tell me I'm a bad friend.
The guy had great intentions when throwing us free beer off the balcony... but of course I was the one to get hit in the face because that's the kind of luck I have
We got buck wild in our animal onesies last night. You kept ripping off your tail in angry rages.
Oh my god he's laying on a longboard singing the song from cool runnings.
Today's goal is to get out of bed, before I take a shit. This might be hard
Pass or fail tho
Note to self: Never spend $8 on a liter of rum again
my experiences serve only to benefit you young virgin
Do you remember the guy that smelled like hot dogs?
I was told I look like trouble once and that was by a fireman at the sex show. I was carrying two beers and a penis pinata.
Yeah that stuff was rough. We insisted on wearing our bikinis all down college ave, and at several parties that were not beach themed
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