is it wrong that i woudl like to tie u down to the baby changing station using the straps provided?
Ahhh November 1st. National Untagging Day
Just faked two orgasms bc I had too much wine and remembered mid sex that I bought doritos yesterday.
It's kind of hard to say bye to you when you fall asleep on the bar..
if by "adventure" you actually mean "getting ridiculously high and shaving our legs," then yes.
Debating whether the Plan B I had this morning would go under breakfast or lunch in my food log.
So i just remembered that thing i use to do with your butt because of shark week.
I would rather suck a dick or two than go there
I had sex upstairs in my parents house, and my mom texted me and said "those raccoons are out of control in the walls."
Idk if I deserve a medal or a one way ticket to hell
I'll be honest, this year's Vegas trip will be nothing short of disappointing if there's no repeat of the angry ménage a trios in a closet.
are you still up? I want to use you for sexual things. you have 35 minutes to respond to this offer.
I didn't have anyone to cheers so I tapped my beer on your fish tank... a little too hard
so i may or may not have just had sex on the stage of the lecture hall....
Upstairs definitely just had sex while I wrote you love poetry. That was a fun experience 🤷🏻♀️
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