I called her the wrong name twice and she still called me back this morning. DO I still wait two days to call her back?
yah I made NO friends last night. at one point i think i replaced talking with spitting
She had just swallowed, of course i didnt kiss her goodbye
Wasn't she moving abroad?
Are you really going to debate this?
Have you ever seen a porn where they were playing bluegrass in the background?
Two shots of gin says this is gonna be a sloppy lab write up.
AFTER I licked the bald guys head they told me we weren't playing
If, when you wake up, you're wondering why you're in the bathtub, it's because when I tried to move you, you yelled that that was cheating and tried to kick me in the face.
Fair enough.
I wish I cared about making my vagina as presentable as you do.
Nothing tops off the night like giving emotional and spiritual guidance to a 70 year old transvestite.
This text constitutes a formal request for sexual congress under the terms of our Relationship Agreement.
I smoked too much. I'm sitting on my balcony and I keep getting lost. Help me
1) break up with him. 2) feel bad. 3) fuck some other guy. 4) feel better. Boom! Life plan. You're welcome.
just answer this one ? for me. why is there human shit in my shower right now?
He burst in the bathroom while I was peeing to hand me my beer I was looking for earlier tht night. And my pants were already down so I thought why not
You fucked him, didn’t you?
He showed up at my house with tacos, rum and a negative Covid test. Of course I fucked him. I’m just a simple girl that likes tacos, not Margaret Thatcher!
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