id tell you what to do, but my morals dont exactly scream, "Listen to this guy!"
some 7 year old just told me his favorite rapper was eminem and kim got what she deserved...god damn today's youth is in a dark period
last night you decided it was time to "get organized" and "straighten out your life." You pulled out a bag of troll dolls, sorted through them and got nostalgic. You demanded both andy and i take one and keep it forever.
just saw a guy try to order booze in his coffee at 8 am.
I just paid a homeless man $20 for the dragon ball Z shirt he was wearing. I need to stop drinking
I feel like I should lick our pitcher just so everyone knows its ours
No. I didn't know. I thought mid afternoon shots meant the day could only get better.
tell your freshman friends. will trade sexual favors for swipes. ive got dinner tomorrow open and lunch on wed
Just proved I could salsa dance in a bar where no one was dancing
Sidenote...no idea how to salsa
I had sex with a Dutch boy on a rock last night. Happy graduation! x x
just for future reference, lake water is NOT mix for hard stuff. nor is it an adequate substitute.
I wouldn't call that a crush. It was more of a minor brain aneurism.
She found the planted magnum condom..once she figured it out it was too late.
Ahhh, the bane of our relationship.... His mediocre penis
Question: the touchscreen on my phone randomly quit working, do you think this could be a latent reaction from me peeing on my phone last weekend?
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