She had just swallowed, of course i didnt kiss her goodbye
Wasn't she moving abroad?
Are you really going to debate this?
lets make a pact to never make a pregnancy pact
They're donating plasma together for extra money. Couple of the fucking century.
apparently i told her i wouldn't press charges if she brought me food.
It's like split custody, only he's not a kid and they have sex with him.
Tomorrow's thirsty thursday is now sponsored by the three time champion, chemisty failure. celebration starts asap.
He kissed my hand AND my forehead. I don't think this virginity business is for heartless whores like us.
I wanted to make fun of someone saying that to an untrained ear, skrillex is blah blah blah. But it was too soon after they said it. And now I can't find it. These are real problems.
I can't believe I came last night staring into my profile pictures eyes.
I am putting together a break up mix and its pretty much the best of Phil Collins
It's finals week and I'm halfway done with this bag of wine and don't plan on stopping. Say goodbye to my GPA
His exact words: "I don't have anything you can't treat with antibiotics."
last night I used snow as a chaser
The Domino's delivery guy is in front of me at The Wendy's drive-through. Hmmm.....
I am listening to my ipod while i puke, this is most entertaining hangover i have ever had.
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