that girl last night was a 15
wait she was 15?
no like black jack not sure if you should hit it
Didn't tell him I was on my period. Then had to surreptitiously remove some uterine lining from his cock.
My roommate just did the walk of shame in last nights corset back to our room to find her dad there. THATS why i go to school out of state.
You love him. Dinosaurs. Math. Sex.
can we get together and have a vodka water gun fight? i need to get som intense excersise/alcohol
she smells like cat throw up and cupcakes. i'm trying to focus on the cupcakes but it's really. hard.
I just bought $54 in Easter crap to try and blend in the pregnancy test... And FYI, it totally worked.
He put himself in the friend zone by calling me dude all night so I blew his friend. Judge me.
Yeah, you went up to him and said "I stare at people until they feel obligated to talk to me."
Does me being hung over take away from how professional I can be today?
At 38 I had to open a Snapchat account to communicate with my 21 yr bf. where is my life going.
I came on her face and asked if she wanted fries with that. Currently driving to McDonald's.
i sent him a nude and he responded 6 hours later
what did he say?
"oh m god,,, whow '!!!!nm"
Hey, I found that piece of pizza you lost in my bed last night. Never again...
You are ridiculously similar to a unicorn, and I want to fuck that unicorn.
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