Seriously, stop being so datable w your movie/song prefs
Yeah but he's impersonating a gargoyle jumping off of everything. Including the walls.
She has puke in her hair, is missing a shoe and is now crying. People trust her to be their child's teacher
Is it love? I honestly haven't even thought about watching porn for over a week now, and haven't thought about fucking any strangers either. It's quite eerie.
I remember nothing of last night, but I did manage to figure out which frats I went to by the trails of straw across campus.
They conduct scientific research memoirs about what sort of shit happened last night after I ate those cookies.
Someone got day drunk, but I'm not saying who.
It was me.
He told me he wanted to sober fuck the shit outa me... I took that as a compliment
This girl looks like an elf and is obviously on coke. I want to be her.
She tried to subtly measure me, but I noticed. She told me I barely made the cut otherwise there would have been just a handshake as a parting gift.
well I didn't shave for the hot dilf I banged last week so I'm sure as hell not shaving for you. Sry
It just makes sense. It's like I end a relationship, and wash myself of sin... with tequila.
The Lion King Is on YouTube
Until 2 minutes ago I actually had a chance to pass my midterms... thanks alot
I fucked him on shrooms. His dick looked like a missile and he had snakes coming out of his ears. It. Was. AWESOME!
I can't go to Fassler and not immediately think about you licking a guys wife's butthole in the family restroom
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