idk, it's all black and i hear low talking...
dude, i think you're in initiation!
shit. that's not good.
What I dont get about To Catch a Predator is who the fuck still uses chat rooms?
this episode of spongebob makes me wish crabby patties were real
The stoners next door have their couch on the sidewalk again, shirtless, soaking their feet in a baby pool and listening to loud ukulele music. I want their life.
There are not one, but two women wearing my boxers on the couch right now. You need to wake the fuck up.
Don't judge me. It was less weird than it sounds when we were in the moment and it was his birthday
And next time please put a text between discussing my orgasms and discussing your son - that was weird.
wait can you just like go into detail with this penis touching thing? like was it a hand job or was it like a day at the petting zoo or something
It's always awkward in the office the day after your boss sends you a dick pic.
Where were you last night, and why am I not surprised that drag queens were involved?
GOD DAMMIT TARYN WHY DO WE ALWAYS HAVE TO ROB PLACES IN OUR FUTURE PLANS?!
I asked him to tell me a bedtime story, then threw up on him.
I'd love you more if you were covered in hot cheetos
TSA found the edibles
Fuck
Oh my god he just. Swiped them for explosives and handed them back to me
God bless California
What are you, a fucking toaster ?
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