it was really awkward..i thought he had two dicks, but later realized it was jsut his roommate
The last thing I remember is him grabbing my ass and telling me he knew where the jello shots were, so I followed him.
now that you've tased me I refuse to buy you flowers
The assistant vp has a bottle of wine on his desk & I have a feeling my boobs will be making an appearance today.
You never know, some chick could have a weird unibrow fetish.
Sad Megan is Sad
Have you been drinking my beer?
you were telling us about the time you had sex in an alley and he stopped, looked up and said 'it was a cul-de-sac' and went right back to what he was doing.
you were feeling the wall and when we asked you why, you just said "because I want to know who lived here before"
I asked him if he wanted a pillow, and he replied "No. Batman never had pillows."
So I just bought e from my sophomore home ec teacher. How's your weekend going?
i was on the fire escape while he ate me out for a while before i realized he had shut the door behind us and locked us out and i proceeded to climb down the stairs and climb back into the party through the window.
i can only hope to be on your level one day.
Sex in your truck helped me start regaining feeling in my jaw. Thanks!
Idk man there's lots of bad dick but even a bad cookie is still pretty good
I had a sex dream about Fox Mulder, and the Royals just won the World Series. My life is complete.
I came home and drank a bottle of wine in the bathtub. I have AMAZING coping skills!!
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