Who haven't you slept with?
No one comes to mind.
Flirting with the rich sleazy owner of the club: 1 way ticket to free sushi, drinks, and VIP passes. FUck! im better with older men than i am with babies and dogs
Hurry up I might actually study if I am left alone
I vomitted in the hotel where they film gossip girl last night. Everywhere.
it was a whole new experience in the world of ball fondling
Then he told me he was proud of me for remembering that i blew him that night.. Maybe my drinking is getting out of hand.
I will also be strapping forties to the puppies.
The stoned girl at the dining hall just handed me a single chicken wing and insisted that she's "unable to procure more rations"
I deflowered you on valentines day. I AM THE BEST AT ROMANCE. LOVE ME.
but real talk, he made 1 phone call last night and had someone bring us tacos at 3am so idk I might be inlove
The more time I spend surrounded by Mormons, the more I miss alcohol.
really who shits their pants then locks themselves out of their apartment? ... I threw my underwear out in a random bathroom
And I broke things off with Justin last night. Except I texted him while he was asleep and then I was like well, that's probably not what he wants to wake up to, so I sent him a picture of the coconut I microwaved and caught on fire when I was really high one time.
I peed on his bed and he still likes me. #keeper
i think i puked but i couldve been a dream and i may have madeout with a 20 something guy infront of my managers...also possible dream.
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