I'm glad girls dont get visible erections
But, it would have made life so much easier...
I love how its suddenly "not all about sex" now that he can't get it up
My Yahoo Answers account was suspended. Apparently I answered "I like chicks who do anal" to over 100 questions last night.
There are now half chewed girl scout cookies plastered to my windshield. Do you know anything about this?
Dude I'm looking through my old high school year book and I circled every girl I fucked.. what was wrong with me.
Wasted on the beach. There's children everywhere. A six year old girl even stood over me with her hands on her waist looking down on me as I was passing out by the water
walk of shame into the pharmacy with a busted up chin and laughing the lady at the counter rolled her eyes at me when I asked for the morning after pill.
I would feel bad sleeping with her unless all of her personalities were on board with it.
Just rinsed and put my styrofoam cup of noodles in the dishwasher. I need to be not hungover ASAP
Im going..... Drinking all day and hand jobs from 18yr old emo rich girls that are just trying to get back at mom and dad for being to protective...SOLD
My cousin is passed out in my room, so I just masturbated in my walk-in closet. Apparently I get off on danger. Make note of that.
I have fence marks all over my body
Hey do you remember me?
You were the giant banana I had sex with... how could i forget?
"Why is there a bottle of Tequila taped to the fan?"
there is puke in my bra ... again
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