you used to get mad at me for mentioning 'unprotected sex' and happenings in my bed
well yeah, but then i realized the wisdom of your ways.
would it be inappropriate to describe you with the phrase "bigass titties"?
You need Jesus like Tony Danza needs another hit show.
you just used a box of cheese-its to get into the bar
It was a sobriety test blowjob. If he could get it up, he could get me home.
Ryab! Make hr wtop. Mshe make sme speee. I don want to pee. I want sev. He was so igbad. Redpo.
I started having a bad trip because I closed my eyes and got lost in a forest of patterns and I knew my mom would be upset.
I will keep you posted and someday if we daydrink teach you how to do a footjob
Great. Now I have to produce, edit and leak a sex tape before Saturday. Fundraising is hard.
i feel like i am made of mashed potatoes. i love cannabis pills so. fucking. much.
I told her I had a small penis. Then replied if Peter Pan won with a dagger then so can I
I'm not complaining, but why is it that every time I hang out with you I come home with random injuries and random girls?
I'm doing my drinking workout. 20 pushups for each beer I finish. I should write a fucking book
I'm still very high. To be blunt. No pun intended.
I like that they’re all named Christopher or Chris. No need to worry about moaning during!
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