There are 3 speedbumps now up. Think you can manage the urge to piss on them?
Aw shit! That's like putting me a in a room full of Captiain Crunch Donuts and Jasper Hale and not letting me put my mouth on either.
Sooo, his balls are like... bigger than my head...
May i just say it is extremely difficult to pee in a cape
My parking ticket this morning was 30bucks. I feel like I'm paying the city to fuck you.
no really all good couples have similar hair colors!
Speaking of morons, I just found half a Subway sandwich in the bathroom drawer You or your brother?
I probably shouldn't have followed up that rainbow sherbet with beef jerky. This is a whole new level of fat, even for me.
I'll be there in 5 min. If not, read this again.
They're doing a Bong-A-Thon for 4/20. I don't care if you quit. You are coming out of your weed retirement for this.
still finding ketchup in my shoes. thanks to graduation that is probably the last time ill ever say that..
She fuckin peed on me
Stay golden ponyboy
I will be there. invited or not. I go where the pancakes go.
You jumped into so many bushes for no reason
So I'm at early voting and the group of ladies behind me is talking about voting no on 2 and my gummy is kicking in, thank lawd
You went into the bathroom, got in the tub with a pillow, yelled "this isn't as comfortable as it looks in the movies" then passed out
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