Just be blunt and say drink from my dick
how do you spell 'special'? like slow?
S P E L L C H E C K
No you dumbass thats not right
Theyr drawing diagrams to try to explain to me how high they are
I didn't realize how much I missed him until his balls were back in my mouth..
No matter what you may say to me. You will still be the guy that managed to get his own cum in his hair.
Then I realized I was alone sitting on the bathroom floor brushing my teeth at 2am laughing to myself.
So im on with some ukrainian stripper for a vodka tasting tomorrow. If I die tell my family im awesome
How did it go last night?
Woke up head half shaved and a burrito? So good and bad?
What happened to the good old days when we whispered the words beer pong and people came running?
I'm slightly more gay than I thought. I'd go so far as to say I'm a top.
CSI Miami is on and the guy is trying to save this woman who got shot. By stripping off his shirt & belt. THE WOMAN NEEDS YOUR PANTS OFF TOO
Naked. naked and bneed help.
Fuck. I did it again. I plugged in my toaster and walked away thinking it needed to preheat. I am dumb.
A lady played my boobs as if they were drums. It's been that kinda night.
I swear 2020 just keeps getting worse and worse
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