zippers are such a cool invention
We fucked on top of all of our English papers in celebration of the semester ending.
We were fucking on his hammock and right as he came we flipped over. I landed on him, he landed on a pile of pinecones. We're done with nature sex.
Aside from the fact that there's a penis in my mouth, that's a pretty good picture of me
that trick or treat candy bucket that we used to collect beer money last night was very helpful when I vomited in it this morning
its kind of scaring me that i am turned on by tom cruise in rock of ages
The only thing I'm asking santa for is my period.
And vodka?
And vodka.
my still drunk mind thought "hey this is a really good time to stand in the middle of the street barely clothed in 20 degree weather at 4 am talking about the blow job i gave him soph year of high school"
He just pulled out my weave during sex....needless to say I'm embarrassed and in need of another shot pronto
Is it unethical to trim my bush hair with the scissors from my office?
Out of curiosity, do you feel happiness for you, or sadness for ME, that you are the only one I drunk text?
When he was going down on me I referred to him as "Lord Snow" and HE GOT IT. HE GOT THE GAME OF THRONES REFERENCE. I AM IN LOVE
Walking actually physically hurts. We should do it again some time.
I like that they’re all named Christopher or Chris. No need to worry about moaning during!
Very mixed signals tonight. He gave me the best handjob while gloating about the Superbowl to his dad on the phone. When he was done he left me on the sofa alone for ten minutes before returning with wet wipes beer and nachos.
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