remind me tomorrow that nothing happen between me and the guy who's shirt i'm wearing
Ya he's alive. Apparently he's been drinking Naty and listening to Unbreak My Heart on repeat all day.
Yeah, surprised you made it on time this morning. Remarkable, considering 2 hours ago you were pretending to be talking window curtains.
can I share that I'd like to fuck him in my new car as a sort of car warming present to myself?
How do you leave a condom wrapper under my mom's pillow...
This may not be the best moment to laugh, but I am.
So hungover. Walked into room and poached their catering before realized in wrong place. Scowled and ate it anyway
I guess my vagina missed him because it called and left a 5 min. message. Color me impressed
HE'S LICKING FROSTING OFF OF THE EIGHTEEN YEAR OLD BOY
I mean my dick does have feeling again, which is a step in the right direction
Hold on...did you Instagram a picture of you and your boyfriend while you were sending me dirty snapchats?
Tears For Fears is the only thing getting me through life at this moment.
Me and some guy are crying in a port a potty together after another guy broke up with both of us.
this poor kid thinks hes going to have his first time with both of us
I need some buff guys to cuddle me and call me precious
What you have to understand is that our lives aren't a disappointment so much as they crashed and burned with lethal doses of radiation and dog shit.
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