At one point last night while tipping the bartender you looked at him and said "If I need money later, I'm taking this back"
Just found the book "How to Stay Christian in College" on my roommates desk. At a loss for words...
and he thought i came like four times in 2 mins. my leg just kept cramping up
He told me he had an exgf. and didnt follow up with"and now i like guys."
I sent him a pic of my tits.. All he said was, "oh your sun burn"
& he told me 'I don't think ur a big slut-just kind of an average slut'
HE THINKS THATS A COMPLIMENT!!!!!
Should I mail that cop his nightstick or just throw it away?
the fact that he forgave me for making out with the bartender is proof that i can fuck my way out of anything.
He was having a "party in the princess castle." At what point do I blindfold him and take him to AA?
I told him that if he cleaned the bathroom, I'd blow him. You could eat off the toilet. Seriously, get over here. This is the cleanest you'll ever see it.
I remember sitting in your lap naked saying I don't want to be all looks while you gently rocked me back and forth
he asked me where I was going to school, and then we started having sex, and I answered his question forty five minutes later after we were done. It was the chilliest thing ever.
How is it possible for someone who gets so many dick picks sent to her, to be experiencing such a complete and utter lack of dick IRL.
Sorry, I didn't know he was with you. The ongoing collapse of Trump has me horny as hell.
I think it might be the guy sitting next to me. I've concluded he HAS to be smuggling insane amounts of onions in his wardrobe to smell like that
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