I just saw a hot homeless man
guy in front of me on the bus did 12 yrs, hes teling me about how to knife fight
who loves string cheese????? I LOVE STRING CHEESE!!!
you know...if you didn't give such great head little things like this would ruin our friends with benefits relationship.
She's never going to forget it... Christmas Anal.
But Monday we'll be living in a post-apocalyptic hellscape. Also, I'm going to a champagne tasting.
theres a kid in a leopard robe and sunglasses filling up a gas tank. i miss college
You stumbled in the house, mumbled something about a cheese party, grabbed a block of cheese and the whiskey, and left.
Just pulled a muscle trying to take a naked pic. I think it's time to start working out again.
Was I at least a good cuddler? Like at least honorable mention?
Any recommendations for how to tell your wife about the pics of her 19 yr old sister on a porn site without admitting you were surfing said porn site?
When the sex is so good, you need three fans and have to chug a gallon of water after
Well. I had to explain to my niece that the word cunt is not an abbreviation for country. I'm the best aunt in the world.
MAGGIE IS ON MY COUCH PETTING AN HONEST TO CHRIST ARMADILLO AND SOBBING INTO HOT CHOCHOLATE. WHAT THE FUCK DID YOU DO TO HER.
Actually we have similar relationship styles aka no relationship... it could work
I'm just too horny to handle empty house
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