we are driving next to a guy driving and masturbating while looking at a naked magazine. I love LA
discovery: the myth about swedish girls giving good head? not a myth.
so i turned around to do some reverse cowgirl when he said that this was such a better visual for him. Bad compliment or serious insult. i cant tell
Someone shat in the 1st floor west girls hall. Literally SHAT in the hallway
That's what she gets for taking his peeps.
my mom took me to a gay bar and went on and on about all her good times at clubs... i now know where i get it
Yeah apparently i got lonely because everyone was hooking up so i took matters into my own hands. I woke up on the floor spooning a vaccuum cleaner, a mop, 40 paper cups, and industrial grade detergent.
I was more concerned about the amount of mcdonalds fries on the floor around me than i was with my lack of clothes.
I'll be there. With Doritos and whisky. Don't expect much more.
If the Cards come back I will fly to St Louis and shit in a very public place.
How bad would it be if I wore out the dress we got peed on in. You're the only one who knows.
Whatever. That's why I am to be babied like a calf. I regret nothing.
Oh, and one of the worst parts... his name was Mario. I fucked a Nintendo character.
Sending a pic of labia to send to the TN Legislator. Obviously they don't think I know what to do with it so I'm gonna ask them for advice.
Btw, you owe me. One (1) orgasm.
He thought reverse cowgirl meant he dressed up as a cowgirl. Honestly, it was more creepy than funny
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