I feel like death. And death is wearing a fleece blanket as a dress. And is seriously contemplating wearing this to go get something to eat.
I think she kind of thinks she's better than us now ... please. I go to Michigan.
We had sex on a ferris wheel in canada, our relationship will never be the same
She put baby oil on her toes and i am not legally allowed to talk about what happened
What baked good do you think says thanks for being a great tutor, lets bang?
So if a 2 is a 10 on the road... do we consider college to be "on the road?" help. its urgent.
I wish I could like. Pull my liver out, and put it in the corner of a boxing ring, put a towel and ice on it, rub it's shoulders, and tell it to "get back in there, you got this!".
My arms are sore from holding up pukeahontas for so long
No. I heard a cover of "my heart will go on". This is not sanity.
Dude I'm about to just roll over and piss off the side of my bed, rather than make the conscious effort to get up and walk to the bathroom. One of those hangovers.
It's amazing the amount I can accomplish with a glass of wine in my hand.
I do remember that in my dream I wasn't impressed with his dick.
Double check your contract and see if it says anything about sleeping with your manager
all i'm saying is don't blame me if your purses are filled with whoppers
are we talking malt balls or BK?
Did you get good sleep?
I dreamt that I was a lipstick lesbian in the 1950s, working at Walgreens and solving mysteries.
So yes.
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