Thats something to write home to mom about
Dear Mom, I had sex last nt w a girl that liked to b choked. Im n love. Cant wait for you to meet her
I meant the "stage" gay, Not the "bend me over and call me Gary" gay.
my ass hurt today after the party last night. I wnt to the doctors and they found a coin in a ziplock bag with a note from you. WHAT THE FUCK DID U DO TO ME???
are you drunk enough to hook up with me yet?
My parents just told me I first got drunk when I was 4. Successsssssss
Well at one point you put icyhot on your feet because you lost your shoes and it was snowing outside.
girl is pretty boring. i'm gonna see if she'll let me finger her.
I don't know ur idea of a good first date but I'm pretty sure it shouldn't include him holding my hair while I puke in the street
I would think I was a stalker too if I wasn't myself
I definitely made out with a high school student last night while his sister and my brother were in the same room. I think we're all traumatized by the situation.
He has a bathrroom scale in his room with an alarm attached to it so anything over 150 sets it off and in his drinking stupper he can make a run for it.
This really high kid past out in the corner of the room holding a box of cheez its in his arm. My idol.
Just bought plan b at 8am. Then the cashier asked if I wanted to donate to the children's miracle network. Fml
Question: have you ever spent your Tuesday evening helping your one-night-stand create a resume? Because I have...
Either im seeing the northern lightgs, someone is having a rave, or im on acid.. Im most likely on acid
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