he just texted me two pictures of his dick. i feel i should rethink whatever vibe im obviously giving out
so is it as big as he says?
he put a tube of toothpaste next to it as a reference. it looks legit
Thanksgiving. A stoners favorite holiday
I'm sorry but all I really read was "my nipples will get hard."
i gave him the "yep, i was your girfriend's collegiate lesbian sex story" head nod
He went down on me and then slapped my ass saying "thanks for the confidence boost"... is this all I'm good for?
i flashed his best friends last night
you always were good at making good first impressions
im breathing rainbows and everyone is talking in bubbles whatever you gave me give me more
You had the nerve to crowd surf to your own bedroom.. I guess watching Aladdin high was probably the best idea ever
Its raining shots and i keep catching them in my mouth like you with dicks shits crazy
Birthday are for suffering. TAke some tylenol pm and day-drink tomorrow
I just used a VHS tape as a plate for sanwich
Congratulations, you've begun to unfuck your life.
Don't be embarrassed its me, I've licked your taint.
He came so hard that he yelled what sounded like a spell from Harry Potter.
I just masturbated to the thought of him straight up talking to me. to us having a conversation. What the hell.
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