It's a pity Stephen Hawking can't do sarcasm.
I just love slightly exposed cleavage. Not too much to be whory but just enough to say "your kids will never go hungry"
stalking is really helping my grade.. I followed him to a review session tonight
just had a dream there were parent teacher conferences in college...scariest dream ever.
Who would have thought google would have HELPED me fail a test...not pass...thank you pacman, thank you google....
There's a Sam Adams brew house. How were we not supposed to go
Stop making excuses. You can be here in 5 and cumming in 10
Hey welcome to Rick's drunk text tree. Rick is drunk right now please respond with "shut up" to remove your name from this list. Thanks for playing.
Mark is going to get hypothermia. he is shirtless eating snow bc he "doesnt want to be dehydrated" tomorrow. youre in charge.
Drinking with a woman who gave an anti-drugs speech at my high school. Somehow, not surprised.
Just lifeguarded a kid's party hungover so I could afford to go out drinking tonight. Circle of life shit goin on here.
You told me if you could get your shoes on, you deserved a coke and rum. We never made it to the party.
PS: I just woke up from my shower
You're the only guy I know who could convince a lady at the pharmacy to trade you her pain pills for your antibiotics.
Car sex in a public place. Boo ya.
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