Ok let's jusst not talk today bc then we'll just do dangerous things but I'll say hello
so while we were having sex, he stuck it in my but, and when he finished he goes next time can we have anal. i don't know if that means im tight or my butt hole is loose, i choose to think the first one
I just googled the nutrition facts for a mcgriddle and yet I still want to go to mcdonalds
i have no concept of time, i feel my nose, and im seeing everything in bitty hexagons.
I cut you off after you tried to do a shot out of a neti pot, down your nose.
explains the nose bleeds.
Hey, the point is, I have 3 guys to fuck to get over the last one. It's my golden rule. You told me to find a hobby! It translated as "find another guy".
That is the opposite way I told you to find a hobby.
You come home the day the world is supposed to end. Well played Mayans.
she broke up with me the week she got divorced. maybe I should grab a beer with her ex
You need to be full form and virile tomorrow so I can live vicariously through your rub and tug.
Yup. Dog walker, house sitter and mistress to the rich, bored and bi-curious. I've got a nice little operation running.
Lol I think I might have been a little aggressive last night there is a blue ass print from your jeans on my wall
I gave him a BJ and he left. Coincidentally that's the name of my memoir.
This guy on the tube is sooooooo high. Eyes are bloodshot and he's licking his headphone cords.
Seriously. If I'd known all it took was a 29 year old UPS guy to make me feel THIS SEXY, I'd have been fucking them for 30 years.
how do i act around someone who's shoes i puked in while naked and blackout?
Randomize
