My milkshake brings 85 to 90 percent of the boys to the yard
just went home with some hot chick. she has posters of the jonas brothers in her room. i basically ran out of the house.
I envy your ability to put any word in front o the word beer and make drinking before 5 sound like a socially sanctioned event.
He smothers me through text. I can't even image what he'd be like in person.
The guy in the cast riped the tap off the keg and hit steve with it
The girls we hooked up with were hammered, pushing each other in a shopping cart into the sushi place and through the restaurant... One's a volunteer EMT. God help her patients.
Well besides you comparing him to your dead cat, I'd say it was fine.
So getting drunk in honor of the bomb threat is legit right?
My internship group is made up of all freshman. Their enthusiasm for education and social interaction sickens me.
No matter how drunk I am or how drunk I'll ever be I love you
She got tired so now we're making anyone who has a stupid idea go into her bedroom so she can sleepslur "good idea" or "baaaad idea." We're calling her the queen of the misguided.
I puked so hard this morning that I peed my pants. I'm a gem.
I have a to do list for the summer and thing one is figuring out my sexual orientation
Damn that brownie almost kicked my ass. I'm not sure if my flight home lasted 10 minutes or 10 days..
He agreed to matching Christmas pajamas today, no guy does that for a girl he’s not seriously considering marrying.
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