If a girl is wearing Ed Hardy from head to toe, does that make her a douchebagette?
That's why Kanye is a gay fish.
We're talking about addictions in class and there's a girl 2 rows in front of me on Farmville. Hello, example.
I have no idea what happened last night, but you're the only person I remember smashing my face into. Be honored.
Only thing I know is apparently I danced with a bouncer and we got a ride back from a valet who was driving one of the cars he was supposed to be parking
No, I got those cupcakes fair and square. That homeless man should have known not to underestimate the determination of a stoned chem student.
Please put me in a whole with no windows and never let me out.
I'm not asking you to commit. I'm politely asking your penis to be my friend.
A guy in the dance floor is raising the roof with an axe in hand. I love Halloween.
Why is my car covered in what appears to be salsa verde?
Hatred of squirrels is the least of my hereditary problems.
Not as much as my roommate, who is in the middle of one of the pictures throwing a lawn chair at a cop car lol.
He played Harry Potter Fan Fiction videos to get me in the mood. He might be the one.
I slept like a rock because of your dick. I'll thank him personally later.
just saw two eagle scouts making out in chic-fil-a
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