Courtney? Is that you? I have pictures of this very same night.
This morning I proved to myself and all the kids on the playground that I can't puke and drive.
What I thought it would be sexy pouring melted chocolate down here chest, ended up in second degree burns. Hot food and sex do not mix.
yes we did fuck in his chapter room. yes it was demeaning. and yes, they probably will discuss it at chapter tonight.
Is it wrong I want to seduce my ex to prove the point to his current gf he's an ass?
i just deleted him from my phone. and yes... I did just text you this from less than 20 feet away.
I'm not judging.. I sure as hell am not getting out of my bed to come talk to you about this. but i support your decision
I fell off my bed and busted open my chin on the prisoner of azkaban. Somehow missed the almost empty Jose handle next to it. So guess what I was doing last night?
How many band members does it take to become The Band Slut? I think I might be dangerously close
I never thought people would keep their guns next to their fake plastic penises, but there they were.
I guess the lesson here is that I shouldn't send nudes to elected officials.
When he mumbled "I can't feel my legs," proceeded to stand, fall over, and just lay there I knew I'd given great head...
Dude she literally licked him. He was covered in cheese and in her high state what else was she gonna do?
he told me he had a gf and in the very next sentence asked if I wanted to have sex.
They were out of watermelon smirnoff, so we got you a fifth of 5 o'clock and an actual watermelon.
IT'S PERFEFT
... what?
HIS DICK. IT'S PERFECT. BYE.
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