Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
my phone needs a breathalizer
She said I could do whatever I wanted to her. I pumped for 20 seconds, apologized, rolled over and passed out. I sit directly across from her at work. Awkward?
just accidentally masturbated with tiger balm. best. accident. ever.
Well, I'm a guy so I don't have one, but if its anything like the inside of my nose, yes, vodka would burn.
We're not too concerned with getting her out of jail. We're on a mission for donuts.
Like... Chilling at home with a movie, hang out? Or have sexual intercourse in the backseat if his car, hang out?
Great. Me and the intoxalock guy are getting so close he just said "alright see you later girl!" when I called about getting the blower recallibrated.
Watching Fresh Prince at 9am with a beer in hand and he just said to Uncle Phil "Sometimes I worry that I'll never get my life together." I feel like that was a sign from above or something
So the bump is from hitting my head in an elevator. Apparently I dived into a cab head first too.....
We were in his kitchen and she turned to me with a straight face and an avocado in her hand and said "Can we steal this?"
I believe the question is can one ever have too many vibrators?
There should be a guide book that probation officers hand out on "how to tell a tinder girl about your ankle monitor before she notices it at the worst possible moment"
I'll pick u up. I have to buy a new sofa cover anyway. I swear I've never seem a girl cum like that before.
you drug him to get him horny then deny him sex. freaks.
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