Have you ever noticed how boring internet porn is after you cum? I can't shut my computer fast enough.
she is the kim kardashian of front butts
the lighter is IN the bong. I don't know what to do
I want her autograph on my taint
i just honestly didn't believe you when you said your brother was a fucking clown. ho shit you weren't kidding.
Just saw a couple chasing each other on lawn mowers. Oh South Knoxville.
How long have I been using my debit card as a coaster?
Did I really just send a work email with cum instead of come? feck me
Being the hot sister definately has advantages, I'm pretty sure I ruined her engagement
I need to wake up with a beard between my thighs more often, I'm a fucking saint.
When he's drowning in your chest and he muffles out the words 'I just want to live here' that's a compliment right?
The angle I tried to shoot a load on her face was unfortunate. I accidentally came on the David Bowie tribute she had out. Oddly, that made it more erotic.
At least your vagina gets to vagina again. Dust that thing off.
My roommate wasn't home and I was too drunk and tired so I peed in the trash can. Twice.
I feel like I'm a car that keeps getting Bacardi 151 instead of fuel
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