covered in glitter, my cheek hurts, and theres a handprint on my face. Would i do it again. Absolutly
I just needed to know whether or not to wear panties to work tomorrow.
You know you're wathing too much reality TV when you start adding commentary to every day life.
so apparently dipping a tampon in red gatorade and throwing it out the window on the highway is a $100 fine
Apparently, I kept going on about how i'm going to name my first born Ramen. I think this is a good parenting move.
I think ur a lot drunker then u think u are. That girl has the body of a cartoon character and not in a good way.
You may be in san diego, but I just watched a guy in a wheelchair sing walking in memphis for karaoke. Check and mate.
Thanks to you and Ketel One I now have a court summons with the actual word "frolicking" on it.
Will you trust fall hold me, so I can pee of this building.
I miss you, too. It's hard to sleep without anything licking my head.
I'd help you out but I got Bacardi and Tequila poured down my snorkel last night and I'm still drunk
I just started the bonfire using a tampon. Who knew they could have multiple uses?
We were taking body shots by lunch. I love college.
Both guys that I'm dating were waiting for me in the parking lot after work. Literally the most awkward situation I have ever been in
Nothing says girls night like wine cheese and pregnancy tests 😂
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