Hey baby girl when you gonna let my tongue get up in that ass like i'm an explorer trying to go deep under on a quest for the lost city of atlantis
your text was fucking rediculious. Will let you eat my asshole though.
I am too high to leave where I am...And they are listening to Stained. This is my living hell.
he went down on me with a nose plug on, you tell me how it went
So he was supposed to be helping me with my math but instead we ended up drinking coconut rum in his basement and having sex. I think my mom was right, getting a tutor will be good for me. Relieves the stress.
Her stepmother interrupted our sex to tell her it was midnight and she wanted to do a sympathy shot for her 50th.
Don't break up.
In other news, shitting yourself is not an acceptable way to start a Thursday.
oh wow I have been there. Hell one time Matt and I woke up naked with pizza rolls in the bed.
That man gives me hope. I can't help it. And by "hope" I mean "wood."
That's what you get for dating construction workers you meet in tunnels.
Come make me food. I feel like if I go in the kitchen I will just get Gin.. and pass out in there.
Getting high in the car with mom and the aunts during intermission for drag queen bingo. Details later.
Say whatever you bloody well like; you don't know the true meaning of life until you have smoked to a Sade cd.
Threw up in hyvee parking lot. Thanksgiving shopping complete.
do you think your dog feels awkward being in the background of your nudes?
Sometimes you have good days, sometimes m you delete 360 screenshots off your camera roll.
Randomize
