I thought she had more class and brains than to date a complete numb-nut, drug addict, fuck up like him. People never cease to amaze me
Just be blunt and say drink from my dick
There is a strange man mowing my lawn. Best day ever.
i think ur clone was at the club last week. she slapped some tall girl in the face who tried to steal her spot on the podium. i dont know if ur like her, but she seemd like a ninja badass with superpowers
bang him and never speak to him again. also, queef in his face.
i dont this its possible to queef on command.
Now that I'm 21, I feel like I'm letting North Dakota down by not being drunk everyday
Everything that you guys said happened came back to me. like a tidal wave of regret.
when you tell me you got me a birthday present, I have to assume it will show up in a drug test.
Thanks for coming to the hospital with me, In return, I will buy you ecstasy.
Get here, there are important joints to be smoked and pies to be eaten
She was nothing like her profile said, we had nothing in common, and her picture mustve been like 30 pounds ago. But yeah we hooked up
Perfect attendance and not being drunk since Sunday. This is a new leaf if I've ever seen one
i just used your hair clip to unclog my bong. i miss you so much!
My roommate's overnight guest is screaming about the dog licking his asshole. I need a new place to live.
My vagina! What have you done to it?
Blessed it my child.
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