fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
Im not sure if he just tripped or was star gazing, but i gave him head anyway.
I'm drinking early times at a fridays on wednesday night. This entire bar is going to see my dick by last call.
Mark my words im gonna be the drunkest groomsman outta spite for him having his wedding on a gameday
Well after last night it's official...I cannot die...it time to use this power for good instead of handle contests
You owe me $8 for the carwash I needed after you threw the salmon on my windshield.
Where the royal fuck are you??
The depths of vodka hell.
I have grass duct taped all over my body
Last night must have been awesome because I went to get in the shower only to find the bat symbol drawn on my chest
That happened during battle shots lol
She has that type of face she reminds me of that weird girl from napoleon dynamite only taller and with hoop earrings.
How are you feeling this morning?
Well, I just found day old puke in my bra, so I've been better.
I have a cat for love and a booty call for sex. What else could I need?
I tried sex in a car once. It was like trying to do yoga in a drainage pipe with your arms and legs tied while using a typewriter with your penis.
If you ever "miss" working, I'm going to fist you with my hulk hands. BOTH of them.
Let's be real, he was never going to be tall enough
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