I haven't shaved so I have to behave myself. I'm going to do this from now on.
So the weirdest part of it all was he whispered in my ear "can i eat you out on your tredmill?" I dont find him attractive at all anymore
the worst part is we had a camera rolling
Did his mom notice it when she saw u guys?
Yes.
I have to watch that.
the ball fondling will be left out of the trip recanting
Hey. Hope youre not too hungover. Also, did you put a Christmas tree in my guest bathroom and cover it with condoms?
She. Own s my pussycat. Roxk it like. The sun hitting the horizon
The forest. Magic mushrooms. Wind trees leaves sky. That is alll.
Hint of advice dont get with minor league baseball players, you can google their stats but not their stds.
I tried telling the cop that I don't do drugs, and that if he'd just take me home I could prove it by showing him my D.A.R.E. certificate.
Yes, i finally made it. but let me tell you...i can smell myself right now in class right now, this scent is called alcoholism.
And our DD is passed out in the bathtub with the curtain closed. What happened tonight
So much to do, haven't done anything except hook up with sailors and work on my tan.
Sometimes I envy you, when I'm not praying for your soul.
The date officially concluded on the phrase "Nosh dat vag".
Is there such thing as a tasteful dick pic? I think I just got one if they exist.
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