Applied 4 a nanny job usin a Legit Site. Xplain to me how the couple I found offered me a 3some complete with 'sexy pics' of the wife blowin hubby. wtf?
obviously you're part succubus.
The only good thing about ohio is that i can get 2 half gallons of soco for 40 bucks
I just puked in a penis shaped cake pan. I've hit an all new low for a Tuesday.
he told me he had a problem with me going both ways. like what the fuck. what guy says that to a girl? goodbye planned threesomes...
How much explanation does bbqsexapalooza need?
Just pooped at the strip club. NOT NORMAL . I may be a little too comfortable here.
Outta milk. Using rum instead for pancake mix. Drunk Thursday is a gooo
Did you guys seriously let me trade my id for a kebab last night??
i looked down and was like "oh shit thats blood" then it was like "shit, thats not my blood." then it was like whos blood is this??
PAAAANTS ARE FOR AAAASSHOLES
She said she forgot something.. and when she came out she was carrying a garden gnome, and a bottle of vodka. she was too hot to question it.
I'm tired of being known as the Great Giver Goddess of the Almighty Pity Bone.
Everyone says I win the strip club
if you guys find pieces of my teeth don't throw them out please
I left him on his mom's lawn after he passed out in my lap and told me my vagina smells like flowers. Couple of the year award
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