Just asked what her favorite part of a guys body is. She said ballsack. I'm in love.
direct quote: "i'm so over my clit" either best or most awkward conversation possible with your COUSIN
I threw up so much beer last night that my puke had a nice head on it.
He told me he had an exgf. and didnt follow up with"and now i like guys."
I just got a Community College debit card in the mail. My failure has been materialized.
He asked me If i had cheated on my boyfriend when I said no he said it's like he doesnt know me anymore
Her life is proof that being a drunken slut will get you places.
I believe some people would call last night an orgy.
I should have bailed a long time ago. I mean, he has a bible verse-a-day app next to his dick pics in his phone.
bought even stevens on dvd and enough weed and pizza bagels to last us a week.. ready to get snowed in?
There's just no proper way to thank a man for that many consecutive orgasims.
It began the way the best stories do—with some naïve jackasses in a place they had no business being at.
You were pretty conviced that my dog was a spanish child and kept trying to read him the news from your iphone app
Are you ok? Who pooped in my office?
Apparently I gave a guy a hand job on the dance floor. ON THE DANCE FLOOR.
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