Can we fast forward to the part where we get gyros
well I mean we knew we had more drinkers than runners, so we had a "case race for the cure" for relay for life instead of an actual marathon. day drinking and philanthropy. can't go wrong.
When I stretch out her lips her vagina looks like a dolphin...this birthmark is awesome
How much time is enough between masturbating and watching little bear?
Please. Last time I saw him I awkwardly pulled his rat tail until it got too weird
Just ate a gummy bear I found in my sheets. So yeah, 2013 is SO gonna be my year.
I'm trying to seductively eat these M&M's to let her know its on
he pushed me in the lake knowing full well I had joints on me. that's drug-abuse!!
She's the perfect storm of great hair, big boobs, intellectualism, and mild moral ambiguity.
I'm using the Malibu pitcher you stole from the bar to make pancakes this morning. It's actually working really well.
I forgot about snapchatting a pic of us, but I remember flossing with your hair.
I can't hookup with a guy in my car because it smells like Taco Bell..
Did he at least walk u home
He offered. I dont like that shit. I want his dick not his presence on my walk home
What do you mean not that crazy? I had sex last night. with my\nBOSS. in the restaurant where we WORK.... ON A DINNER TABLE.
Are you really trying to argue your case that you seduced my cat?
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