bathroom sex at kohls isnt as trashy as it seems
omfg. get on facebook. the science olympiad team had a rave.
it was good sex until i became a rubber doll and he became a jack hammer, so i guess overall it was good
do you know how hard it is to bring up the "what do I do if you conk out while we're fucking" conversation while maintaining the dignity of.the narcaleptic girl you just met?
i just remember sliding through the snow and yelling i love america before puking on the oncoming cars
She just walked up to him and was like "you should fuck Angela" and it worked! She is the ultimate wingman
That moment when you see yourself in a security camera feed and realize you forgot a bra. And pants.
I've spent all afternoon taking and editing selfies. The life of a bimbo is truly tiring.
A homeless man gave him a blanket and an ambulance drove him to sarahs...
Oh no. Did we do a blood oath again?!
He caught me mid-escape...one leg out the window, bra n thong in hand.I just looked at him and said "Bye Now" n proceeded to fall out his window....then.... tell me why he texted me 30 min later to make sure i got home ok! #igotthis
I got caught throwing up in my daughters princess potty... On the bright side it played a rewarding tune afterwards.
As you were leaving you yelled at the owners that the stairs weren't suitable for "intoxacapated" people and promptly fell down them.
So I WAS right.
It's slightly odd going to a booty call during morning rush hour with everyone else going to work.
I think he is using me to sort through his relationship issues, past and present. I did not sign up for this. All I want is booty. Am I the dude in this relationship?
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