i love how you can even make your typing come across bitchy
sometimes i wish i was the girl in a porno. that way if i couldn't get any, i'd just order a pizza and do him.
We'll both be dead in approximately 72-96 hours, with you bringing your liver out of retirement again, Favre.
I have to answer enough questions about you, I don't need your uterus tossed in the conversation.
He was just lying on my lap in the backseat screaming how if the cops came he was a blanket.
We can just chill or day drink or smoke or watch law and order marathon or play just dance 4 or watch a movie or go to the movies or play hide and seek or hug, so many options
I just moved 6 traffic cones blocking a row of traffic. I got applause.
Did I really make him pull over to give the homeless guy my bra?
Just had to kick my 26 yr old boyfriend out of my bed before getting the kids up for school. Have I mentioned being 41 doesn't suck as much as all the hype.
we superglued breast forms to his chest. those aren't coming off anytime soon.
I think my ph in my vagina is actually off from the lack of sex I've had this break compared to finals week.
It's okay. I think we're back on. I just went on a dog walk with him n blew him on a sidewalk
I jizzed in his mayonnaise and put it back in the fridge. Shouldn't have stolen my weed.
I dont think you understand. A NOODLE FELL OUT OF MY VAGINA! I DEMAND TO KNOW WHAT YOU DID TO ME LAST NIGHT!
I wore my old cheerleading uniform.. He came before I even touched his dick. Should I be irritated, or flattered?
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