You can't wash away shame.
I can try.
she has a miserable personality but its a good think you dont have sex with that
pussy has no personality
Amen to that
hey bro how do you do that fake vagina thing with the tp roll? im bored.
You kept running into the wall most of the night. When people asked you what you were doing you told them you were the kool-aid man and there was little kids on the other side of the wall who needed your juice
well what she called a "work function" most people call "doing shots with your boss while people throw napkins at you."
sitting in the bathroom telling some girl to keep puking or she will die. while holding a beer. nursing school rocks.
90% sure you snuck in there somewhere, all I really remember is big boobs in my face so I'm assuming it was you.
So if a 2 is a 10 on the road... do we consider college to be "on the road?" help. its urgent.
Is 9am too early to be eating a mozzarella stick I found in my purse? Yeah didnt think so. The fact that it tastes like vomit is concerning but not importanta.
Haunted Houses: fun, lame, or love to sneak off and get fingered in the dark alley way?
I just spent my entire state tax return on sex toys
I reek of vagina.. My cab driver commented.
You don't realize how cold it really is...I poured my bong out the second floor window and icicles hit the ground.
With everyone putting up pictures of their moms on Facebook it's time to go single MILF hunting.
my bed is a shrine, and I am its goddess.
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