lol you are funny thanks bro I'll take you to a strip club
I don't wanna go to a strip club I'd rather get my boobs free or earn them from a series of good deeds
Ha! What's wrong with that? Hard work deserves compensation. I accept cash, checks, and boobies!
oh and i feel obligated to inform you that there will be no sexin' because it's 'lady time' for me. so this ain't a booty call.
Should I hook up with a slut its your call
Yes. Wrap it. If you dont have a condom do it anyway. YOU ONLY LIVE ONCE.
So, does it mean i'm loose if he can't even tell when he fell out?
My epitaph should read "Margaritas: she never learned"
Supposedly i was taking multiple birth control pills while screaming dot judge me. Never going back
I want him to be my next love. So I'm taking it slow
As in ill only blow him next week
she puked ON me while she was on top, worst holiday hookup ever
Hahahaaa There's this one girl crying hysterically and wrapped around (i believe) her ex's leg. He's trying to shake her off without spilling his beer. This is fucking priceless.
Just watched a guy get through airport security with a full bottle of captain morgan. In my head the entire airport cheered.
I will show up on your front porch in a wet t shirt and some mac and cheese
She was doing hand motions and used straws from drinks like those airport light batons to have me back my "747 jumbo dick" towards you.
Two words: blizzard sex
She took me into the bathroom and force fed me a panini, it was pretty good.
Is there such thing as dick sucking teeth guards?
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