Hilbilly word of the day is cedar, example....I knowed she ain\'t got no panties on cuz I cedar cooter.
you were convinced that if all her tampons were gone her period would stop, so you started eating them.
It was like what a highfive between zeus and Jesus would sound like
I don't understand how anyone could look at him and think, 'Yeah, that's a good idea.'
We gave a starfish gin and Lucky Charms. I think it enjoyed it. Best trip to the beach ever.
A 12 year old Canadian kid said I was a pussy for only buying a 28-pack. I fit in better in this country.
there's just a random girl here singing about how much she loves fiber
Bro, I just want to tell you that I'm glad you got fired. I'm going to fuck your replacement.
Hold my feet while i lean out of the window of the truck.
Good. We don't answer calls at dick thirty.
Is it inception if it feels like another uterus is going to burst out of my current uterus?
The Dick I got last night was so phenomenal that I had to take a fucking personal day today.
Is it sacrilegious to take tequila shots on Saint Patrick's day?
Woke up in the hospital naked with my id's taped to my chest. Also apparently puked on two guys, two girls and an escalade (at the same time). Good night.
wait you fucked a guy who wears k-swiss? seriously?
I know, im living my 7th grade dream
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