Nakedness is not a toga. Just sayin
Kay wants to put chicklets in our cooters to make beavers and take pix captioned Got Wood? Taking public transit does scary things to her.
the taste of these tagalongs is totally worth boning that creepy troop leader chick...
I fell off the front porch last night. Actually.. I dove. I dove off the front porch.
now there's a facebook group for all the people whose lives i've ruined
he was CRYING into my vagina
how do i tell her that i need alcohol to fuck her but at the same time i cant get a hard on with alcohol.
dibs on John Mayer's hood pass
he literaly had industrial grade plastic underneth his blankets
My life has become a never ending game of 'illegal or just frowned upon?'
Yeah got a self inflicted broken nose.
She makes walking on a treadmill look like a porno. I wish I could send over shots as an ice breaker.
That's effing brilliant. We should start a business.
I think he knows I took a picture of him. Why I don't get punched in the face more often is anyone's guess.
I just want to meet a nice normal guy that doesn't want me to taze him while we have sex. . . . .is that too much to ask for?
Hey mike is locked out, sleeping on the common room couch, no idea where his pants are nor does he know where he is. When you get this let him in? And let me know ur alive too!
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