He just said "I made some changes in my life. The male g-spot is in the rectum and I wanted to explore that."
my underwear are soaked with white zifandel yet i have continued to wear them despite the fact im at home
Im sitting next to shitfaced santa at the cuse game. My plan to be on television is now flawless
Upside of a two-day migraine: thanks to a prominent "E" in the middle of every pill, I think we can totally pass off Excedrine Migraine as ecstasy to stupid, drunk freshman. This is totally going to happen. That entrepreneurship course is paying off.
Survival tip #3: while you're hooking up with him, don't say he reminds you of his brother
I've officially done it all, fucked a girl wearing a twister board. ABC parties are amazing!
I will also take that commission in the form of weed. Pass that on to the asst. manager.
What happens at the gay bar stays at the gay bar. Except that I sold my panties for $100. People should know that.
Can't find our DD
He's backstage giving the strippers foot massages.They kidnapped him the moment he walked thru the door.
Also, if asking a guy to come over and watch curling with you doesn't scream let's fuck then idk what does
With everyone putting up pictures of their moms on Facebook it's time to go single MILF hunting.
I just set my acrylic nail on fire while trying to light my blunt
Woke up this morning with fake blood all over my bed which is a positive considering last year it was all real blood
I think the God that I only kind of believe in, definitely hates me.
I did not pay that kind of money so that It could be hidden. that bra needs to shine in glory so that it can be seen by the world.
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