Party's warming up, a tranny just got here...
The worlds most fuckable chipmunk
I'm just sayin. Is it sad that I spent my last dollar on a hamburger just to get a paper bag to huff out of?
so thats when we found her crawling hands and knees up first street singing hold me closer tony danza as loud as she could
did she say where she was going
apparently she thought she was on morton hill and was trying to go back to the bars
He told me they were just razor bumps!
Apparently I kept telling people I was a pro tennis player again...
This adderall has me convinced I'm an Econ major.
I have no recollection of sleep choking you
Oh god I may vomit into the teacup of debauchery.
He said bring my breathalyzer and Anna's pepper spray, I didn't ask questions
Just got to her place. Her parents are here and are high as a kite.
Her father just game me a high 5 as they left the room. Her mom leaned in and said "this is a rebound thing"
Tell me how you feel about belly buttons
He played me Kanye.. Speaking my love language.. He got a well deserved BJ
Are you still in his room?
Nope, yogged home at 8 am with one shoe on.
His ass is a ten, but his personality is a two. Which would average to a six if I didn't have to figure in apologizing to all and sundry. In short hard no. Get a new wingman.
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