I asked her if she watches the office. She said no, but do you watch I'm a celebrity get me outa here? That's when i knew. Deal breaker
And he showed us your test. You wrote what is this shit and scribbled on it? Nice 3%..
I got to work, greeted my staff, then went into the bathroom to throw up. Who hired me to run a business???
remember when mike pissed in his pants and then put a double cheeburger in the pocketsss of said wet pants for "safe keeping"? yea drunker then that.
if i remember New Year's Eve then there is something seriously wrong.
All I saw was a beagle come across the screen and explain the theory of relativity to me and leave
i looked up and she was looking over the stall watching me pee and told me to unlock the door. that dedicated to sucking my dick.
No, I am not setting up my roomba to clean up puke.
At front desk. Got a beer drinking pigeon.
I have a way to get him back. you're going to have to take one for the team and make a visit to the health department. you in?
I thought we were but then I freaked myself out. So I kind of geared him up for take off and then cancelled the launch
We cuddled after till the morning. Then he woke up sober... and straight.
I smoked a joint in the bathtub at 8 am then went back to bed
OMG I DIDNT READ THAT TEXT CAREFULLY CAUSE I'M ON THE DEVILS LETTUCE & I THREATENED TO PUNCH A CHILD OMG I'M SO SORRY
I love you even if you are fucked up. If you fall, i'll just get on top of you.
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