So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
I've heard semen is good for your skin though, so that pimple on my chin should clear right up.
Do you know any thirteen year old jewish kids? I'm looking for a party.
Dude, dont worry about the lamb fetus in the fridge.
What?
Just dont open the beer drawer.
I didn't wanna be that girl that took a shit in the ocean..
I have no idea how to attract men with my personality anymore. He can't see my tits via facebook chat
I don't remember how we paid for the cab. I do however remember giving him my heels 2 help with the bill.
Managed to convince my mom that I had been home for 3 hours sleeping on the couch downstairs and this t-shirt was your dads. I am SUCH a fucking boss.
My meds have diminished my sex drive, this must be what regular women feel like
Your little brother is asking me for an "expert opinion" on his dick size.
My arms are still sore. Apparently, lube wrestling is the best workout ever.
somehow attending a funeral viewing turned into me snorting cocaine in the bathroom and drawing ninja turtles for children
Micheal let me call him captain america while we fucked. It was awesome
I am in no place to make rational decisions, but right now i want you inside me
I picked up a towel, and butt beads fell out of it.
Oh yeah... Surprise!
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