he puts the penis in happiness.
the trash is collected at 5:50 on mondays. i was up puking all night and heard them
you were sitting on your bed looking out the window, rocking back and forth naked, saying how peaceful it looked outside
I'm a little nervous about this St. Patty's Day party. Seriously, we're still finding stuff from the Halloween party.
saying that you may be able to suck the gay out of me was just my way of getting a blowjob...thank you for the valiant effort.
He wore my sunglasses on his honeymoon..... so there's that.
He was bigger soft than my ex was hard. A gold medal rebound.
I just think that if you're going to run around naked outside, a feather boa should be involved. Half for the flair and half for an emergency cover.
Do you think Brian would let me smoke while we fuck? I'm not sure ill survive exams without a constant nicotine intake
I'm going to fake an anxiety attack to get to the front of the line. Save me some brisket.
FYI my mom is sending thanksgiving "samples" of her fancy pot stash for us this weekend. I bring the BEST family leftovers.
How ya feelin sunshine?
Like a million dollars! ... That has been hit by a bus, drowned under water and beat repeatedly by a shovel.
He's a fucking ninja- think of the things he can probably do with his dick.
I got a 93 percent on my last mid term and I was drunk. Think of the possibilities if i were sober for the one thats tommorrow.
you were making out with a girl because you told her you were part of Nsync
Randomize
