Is it weird if i grunt like Tim Taylor when im having sex AND grilling steaks??
I am not deleting the internet history anymore, now I am going for shock value.
I just found 3 condoms in my math textbook... in the probability section... Under dependent and independent events...
How do I tell my mom that she just went to the gym with my water bottle filled with vodka...
he literally had a slideshow of all the girls hes had sex with pictures set to american woman
He wouldnt stop screaming that he wanted a trashcan WITH a lid. Whats so necassary about a lid
Dave a horae rider a coqw boy
if youre pregnant and ruin my spring break i'll never forgive you.
After Thursday my breakup "don't screw anybody out of respect" month will be over and I will be set loose. My pussy is purring with anticipation.
Also, your vagina needs a time out and let your brain have a chance to make decisions.
He said I was almost as good as the wheel chair sex he had the night before. Apparently I just cant compete with 4 wheels
Well I woke up and my arm was bleeding. And my blood is on the wall in the hallway.
Umm
No idea. I blame fireball.
Valid.
My mom just drunk texted me complaining about her genitals smelling like Taco Bell. I really am her son
i am rolling on molly so fucking hard i want to do 300 cartwheels
I farted in the parking garage and it echoed.
Randomize
