So drunk its hurt
Goodbye hot boy in my geo class...goodbye my lover, goodbye my friend. you have been the one, you have been the reason I came to claassss
i just made mint juleps with bourbon and fresh breath strips. i am the macgyver of alcohol.
Someone shat in the 1st floor west girls hall. Literally SHAT in the hallway
That's what she gets for taking his peeps.
I feel like if you stuck me in a room with all my old toys it'd be the best high ever.
it's official, i've been high in 26 different states, and three different countries.
Sending me a thank you card for letting you fuck my sister was completely inappropriate
Stripperoke is exactly what it sounds...
All I want to do is fuck in the bell tower before it leave this school. Is that too much to ask?
I just instagramed a picture of an ostrich in case you were wondering what I did with my night
Have you considered sword swallowing? Something about that bj tells me you could make a it a career.
I just sold Adderall to a priest, im not quite sure how I feel about this situation
ugffhh I have work in 4 hours and have recieved zero sleep, seeing that I'm trapped in the arms of a snoring bear man. can't. breathe. lost in the forestry of his chest hair.
I think my dick has healed enough that we can start having sex again
she's 6'2. you bet your ass i slept with her.
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