So you maybe wanna hang out again? I could use the $5
Whatever I can do to help stimulate the economy
So when does "going out for one drink" = giving some guy an HJ on the sidewalk?!?
they hired a photographer to take a family portrait for grandmas bday gift. we just hired a male stripper. we are def the better grandkids.
he matches the description of mystery hookup #2, 4, and 7
She just referred to her vagina as "this bitch".
I am NOT getting arrested in a wig.
No amount of marijuana is enough to justify blood on my ceiling
cracked out the beer snorkel again. that thing has a five for five record of getting me naked.
Girl your like that last load of laundry... I'll do you eventually just not tonight.
no, throwing your underwear at it is not the solution to everything
I've just stalked all the hot guys who have clicked "attending". I now know which guys are "yes", "maybe" and "no". I only hope my drunk self remembers.
We looked in every room for condoms... It was the sexiest scavenger hunt ever.
U can be a future sentaor's wife if you want. I'm happy with "closet lesbian", "tech prof".and "masters degree" all rolled into one. Drunken bar escapades pay off.
The resort was totally empty, just June and I. Which of course lead to EXCESSIVE day drinking and outdoor fucking. FYI Dominicans LOVE to watch.
I feel as though my head has drastically changed shape
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