Okay just took the preggers test..and im NOT! :)
awesome babe! drinks tonight!
Wait does the happy face mean yes? fuck.
now everythime i write "i'm" in my phone my tap9 spells out "i'm-never-drinking-again". It's trying to remind me
): 100 percent naked, unless you count a tiara as clothing.
I just foul balled at work. I had taken off my coat too… had to go to the sink wash my hands then go back to the stall and pick up my coat. I hope the guy shitting in the stall next to me didn’t figure out what happened.
I need to remember that good judgment goes out the window after the 7th shot and the 3rd Lady GaGa song.
if u cant get laid at this wedding we need to have a looooooong talk about the possibility of u becoming a lesbian
i like being sick. whatever the doctor gave me is awesone. the walls are waving at me. i never want to get better.
I didn't think it was possible, but that girl next door is even louder when drunk.
I feel like I've been drunk all of June. And I am in NO WAY ashamed about it.
Not sure. No solid plans. Just tanning nude.
The orgasm outlasted the Charlie horse. Pros and cons.
I love my life sometimes. I do miss being an adult, from time to time, but a little vodka always changes my mind.
On a completely different note: my hookup and i are now in a semester GPA competition. Winner gets froyo and sexual favors. School just got interesting.....
He was smart enough to bring a condom to our study date so I mean I'm sure he'll do fine on the test
RICK FUCKING MORANIS!!!!!
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