I start off june hungover/still drunk stumbling down my driveway with the trashcan at 6am..it's gonna be an interesting month
I can't get into him, he looks really young. I'd feel like I was blowing the Gerber baby.
i feel like a thai whore the morning after the navy left.
words of advice: black light parties reveal cum stained clothing.
Why do you keep getting laid in MY dreams
hey quick question, what would you consider to be a "first date" porn?
Beer bonging to Ave Maria
Kinda forgot to grab tampons. Mind if I run to my house to get one? I'd rather not turn my green skinny jeans Christmas colors
pretty sure tht was the guy who once went to the club dressed as waldo. he still looks weirdly fuckable.
He looks like an accountant with a secret kinky candy filled center.
holy shit I was not prepared for her to whip out that dildo
Stupid adulating
Yeah it sucks, but at least I can buy wine so it all comes out in the wash
I may have interrupted sex but im bringing them both to McDonalds. Am I not the greatest older sister ever?
I don't know how much expertise I could offer. My best advice is, "don't drown, for god's sake don't drown"
We're hate flirting, damnit.
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